Dog

Owner is asleep. I am awake. I have to pee. Owner is asleep. I slither up to him. Still asleep. I dig my nose in his ribs. He groans. Owner sits up. Owner stands up and opens the door. Freedom! Another door… Owner opens it! I am outside. I am running. I am very fast. Stop to pee. More running. Warm sun feels good. Oooh big stretch. I see a bug on the ground. I roll over the bug. This is my yard. Squirrel in the tree! I’m going to eat you squirrel! Squirrel runs off. I am hungry. I am starving. I am moments from death. Owner sets out a bowl of food! I live another day!

Brown dog comes outside. Hello brown dog, I see you! Yes brown dog, you see me! I must sniff the butt. Brown dog chomps on my leg! I’m going to chomp on your leg! We roll around chomping on each other. There is a rope nearby. I must have that rope! I pick it up. Brown dog picks up the rope too. No brown dog, this is mine. I pull and growl. He pulls and growls.

Squirrel is back! Brown dog runs up to the fence and barks at the squirrel. That is a good idea! The squirrel is in the tree. The squirrel looks very tasty. Get down here, delicious squirrel! Squirrel leaves to go be delicious somewhere else. It is warm now. I am sleepy. I lay in the sun. Brown dog curls up with me. Brown dog is very comfortable. I love the brown dog.